STAR TREK TRYSTS THROUGH THE GALAXY
star trek is romantic… by mcpo lisa nybaek
my favorite in star trek is captain kirk. he is kind and makes babies on earth and other planets. mr spock is also exciting at pom farr time. but i don’t know about worf. he’s a little too wild for me. commander riker and troi make a lovely couple. riker and worf fought over her one time. captain picard has romance adventures, too. that vash archaeology woman liked him. but she ran off with q. so he can be with dr crusher. women may like kirk’s eyes, riker’s beard, and picard’s bald head. they’re also tall, strong, and caring men.
there’s neelix and kes, even though she dies soon. torres and paris have a half klingon human relationship. chief o’brien and keiko are a irish husband and japanese wife. doctor bashir likes dax, but she’s both male and female. captain sisko likes yates, but she’s always leaving in her ship. kira may have too much trauma to want anyone intimate in her life. quark just likes his latinum, and is rude to leeta the dabo girl. odo has himself. data is a android with no romantic feelings, but he still cares about others.
tuvok has t’pel for their pom farr. the hologram doctor can appear in the sick bay, but has no feelings for anything. the old star trek shows still have kirk kissing uhura, and was shocking then. guinan has no sexual feelings? garak likes both males and females. captain janeway and chakotay do way more than just talk. but poor geordi just has his warp drive engines. mister sulu likes his swords. morn sits in silence in quark’s bar and drinks.
kirk is still my favorite, always. yes, i know shatner’s in his 80’s now. but i don’t care. kirk in the first star treks was in his 30’s. and he knew how to make babies!
STAR TREK MUSIC TOURS THE UNITED STATES
Anniversary Concert …. by LT Gerald Box
Great Star Trek 50th Anniversary Concert in Louisville last night. The orchestra was wonderful and the video was well done. I realize the near impossible task of selecting only less than 2 hours of film out of several hundred hours of filmed Star Trek series and movies.
The best part is my wife who is a a non-Trekkie, really liked it a lot!
STAR TREK FUN COSPLAY
Convention Cosplaying Around… by LCDR Karen Crumley

The original Horta attacked a crew member at the Hilton Las Vegas.
Horta then went on a diet so she could fly on a plane. Here she is at the Rio and she is remote control.

Amanda, mother of Spock, was sent to go with Horta and make sure she behaved. No more eating red shirts. Also she had to control her urge to eat the floor with acid.
Inseparable!

Working the con is serious business.








